Heartbreak Land
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Heartbreak Land
Welcome to Heartbreak Land where broken hearts come to mend. Did you know
that Valentine's Day started when Emperor Claudius I| of Rome executed two men,
both named Valentine, on February 14th of different years in the 3rd century A.D.? So
much for romance.In the true spirit of Emperor Claudius II, we have painstakingly created three floors of
interactive experiences, all in the name of saying 'fuck you' to this day that celebrates
consumerism in the name of love. Don't worry, no one will be executed.Whether you're going through a break up, forever alone, or even happily in love, we
got something for everyone. As you enter the venue, you will quickly learn that this is
no ordinary party. We will transform this space into 6 different experiences, each one
carefully crafted to guide you through a healing journey to mend your broken heart.If that's not enough, there will be a male strip show, Magic Mike style, at the end of
the evening. Who needs a date on Valentine's Day when you can come and
transcend with us instead?To release all your anger, sadness, and frustrations...Someone's Chopping Onions!
Sometimes all you need is a good, hard cry. Can't get the waterworks going? We got
you. Depressing music, tough love, even some chopped onions in a dimly lit room all
by yourself..just let the tears flow.The Dungeon
Maybe you just need a willing victim to take all the physical and verbal abuse you can
give. Here, we've found someone for you to scream, insult, abuse and humiliate all
you want. Or perhaps you're the one who needs to be punished. Whether you're
more of a dom or a sub, we've got something for everyone. Be your worst self. What
happens in this room, stays in this room. Guiltfree, no judgement.Smash Your Heart Out
There's nothing more therapeutic than getting wasted, (signing a waiver), picking up
a weapon of your choice, and destroying some shit. Come and experience the best
rage room in town. We have a plethora of items big and small for your smashing
pleasure. Or you can bring something near and dear to your ex's black heart and pay
a small smashing fee to simply use the facilities. We can even print out a photo of
their narcissistic face to complete that sweet revenge fantasy.To be comforted, quided, and healed...Not Even Remotely Qualified Therapy
Everyone could use some therapy, but a good therapist costs a fortune. Our solution?
Why not try talking to our much cheaper, less (not) qualified, most likely drunk
therapist instead? Madame Rouge herself will sit and listen to you rant, give you sage
advice, and offer some words of wisdom from her years of experience in this game
we call love.Cuddle Puddle
Who doesn't love the gentle caress of an attractive stranger? Do you crave affection?
Do you want to lay on the lap of a gorgeous man or woman who will pet you and
stroke your back while whispering sweet nothings to you? Once you crawl inside this
comfy cuddle nook, you will be welcomed by Madame Rouge's sexy dancers (male
and female). You'll feel so loved, you may never want to leave.Let The Spirits Guide You
Perhaps your broken heart has caused you to lose faith in mere mortals and would
prefer to listen to the divine knowledge from another realm. Our spiritual medium can
interpret your cards and offer you guidance on your journey to finding love, but even
more importantly, self love.
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